We own the websites for 2028's possible tickets.

Put money on a ticket. If a campaign or anyone else buys that website, everyone who put money on it splits the sale.

For example: ossoffslotkin.com

  1. Pick a ticketSearch a name or tap a face. Each ticket is a website we own.
  2. Put in any amount$1 or more. Your money joins that website's pot.
  3. Get paid if it sellsOwners split 80% of the sale, by how much each put in.

Find a ticket

The odds

Each nominee, then the running mates we own a website for. Tap a line to find that ticket.

From Kalshi. ▇ = Kalshi has a market on that exact ticket. ▒ = our estimate from nominee and running-mate odds.

Questions

What is this?

A satire project and a real bet. Campaigns need a website, and the obvious name for a ticket is usually already taken. We registered the names for tickets that could run in 2028.

What do I get for my money?

A share of that website's pot. If you put in $10 and the pot holds $1,000, you own 1% of it.

When do I get paid?

Only if that exact website sells. Owners split 80% of the price by how much each put in, paid by PayPal. We keep 20%.

What's the lowest price you'll sell for?

$15,000, or more if the pot is big enough that owners would otherwise lose money.

What if that ticket never happens?

Then the website probably never sells and you get nothing back. There are no refunds or withdrawals. Only put in money you're fine losing.

Where do the odds come from?

Kalshi, a prediction market. The Odds page shows every ticket we own.

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